Dr.P.C.Ph.D.M.D! | Coke Addict

I do love me some cola, though now that I'm acutely aware of its negative effects, I wonder why I haven't stopped drinking boxes of the stuff each week.  Maybe it really does have cocaine in it.  According to some sources, Coca-Cola used to actually use that as an ingredient, but they stopped when they realized that was flippin' bonkers.  Swell move, pallie.  Swell move.