Factions Week 1: Clan Notifications

For those who don't know, in "Factions", you're the leader of a group of survivors that either grows or shrinks depending on your performance across 84 matches (each match = 1 day, and you have to survive 12 weeks to win).  To make your clan more personal, the game randomly generates names for the people in your clan and then tells you what they're doing every once in a while.  These notifications can be anything from "[blank] found an old cookbook", to "[blank] can barely walk", to "[blank] has died".