Based on a true story. I went to a junkyard with my father to throw some old things away, when suddenly, one turkey after another started rising over the heaps of trash around us. It wasn't long before we were surrounded, but before they could enact whatever evil plot they had in store, we ducked into our car and got the hell outta Dodge. We made it home safely and enjoyed the wonderful turkey dinner my mother had been preparing.
The turkeys, man. The turkeys KNEW.