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Lessons in Stalking by TheGouldenWay Lessons in Stalking by TheGouldenWay
400 FOLLOWERS!  What a wonderful number.  Thank you all so much for supporting my silly little cartoons.  You're all fantastic people, each and every one.

To celebrate your awesomeness, here's a joke that's long overdue.  As you "The Last of Us" fans know, Stalkers are Stage 2 of the cordyceps infection, right between Runners and Clickers.  "Get out of here, Stalker" is a quote from an overzealous guard with only one line in one of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games.  Obviously, this connection was ordained.
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RedRacoon09 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well, it seems there is just a little bit of their past life left inside them. On the condition that they were CREEPERS and STALKERS in their past life.
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist
That'd be funny.  So instead of the fungus slowly altering them through stages of infection, they're all their own special kind of infected, like Left 4 Dead.  Hyperactive people turn into runners, stalkers turn into... stalkers, blind people turn into clickers, and fat people turn into Bloaters.  Wow, Naughty Dog.  Way to hate on the mentally and physically unstable.
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RedRacoon09 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah! And the short people turn into ankle-biters! And also the children!
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FluffyCcam Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I-... Is that cabbage on the side of the stalkers' face??
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Only one way to find out.  Counter-cannibalism.
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FluffyCcam Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
WHAT? 
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masterbiff Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
:happybounce: hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahlol
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Firestorm0110 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD LOL this is perfect~
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brensey Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
Ellie's invisibility powers would have come in handy during the stalker sequence of Left Behind! LOL
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DefiantHeretic Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
I hate stalkers in TLoU because; runners go straight for you with nothing holding them back but are predictable, and clickers you can sneak up on and run faster than but stalkers hide if you think one is running towards you they immediately hide to flank you, you can sneak up on them and are difficult to evade.
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