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Lessons in Stalking by TheGouldenWay Lessons in Stalking by TheGouldenWay
400 FOLLOWERS!  What a wonderful number.  Thank you all so much for supporting my silly little cartoons.  You're all fantastic people, each and every one.

To celebrate your awesomeness, here's a joke that's long overdue.  As you "The Last of Us" fans know, Stalkers are Stage 2 of the cordyceps infection, right between Runners and Clickers.  "Get out of here, Stalker" is a quote from an overzealous guard with only one line in one of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games.  Obviously, this connection was preordained.
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sharkdragon96 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015
STALKER NO STALKING!
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Sandwich-Anomaly Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and then suddenly... this happened to joel www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20…
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:iconthegouldenway:
TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist
Waaaaaaaaat...?

I'm okay with this.
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Sandwich-Anomaly Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
one must always celebrate with track suits and booze... and dancing...
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DeskaChan Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, poor stalker! xD
I laughed so much at this!
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BenRG Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
Hey! Infected have feelings too! :XD:
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RedRacoon09 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well, it seems there is just a little bit of their past life left inside them. On the condition that they were CREEPERS and STALKERS in their past life.
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist
That'd be funny.  So instead of the fungus slowly altering them through stages of infection, they're all their own special kind of infected, like Left 4 Dead.  Hyperactive people turn into runners, stalkers turn into... stalkers, blind people turn into clickers, and fat people turn into Bloaters.  Wow, Naughty Dog.  Way to hate on the mentally and physically unstable.
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RedRacoon09 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah! And the short people turn into ankle-biters! And also the children!
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TheWatcherofWorlds Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
and I suppose people who like to walk became walkers?
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FluffyCcam Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I-... Is that cabbage on the side of the stalkers' face??
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Only one way to find out.  Counter-cannibalism.
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FluffyCcam Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WHAT? 
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masterbiff Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
:happybounce: hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahlol
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Firestorm0110 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD LOL this is perfect~
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brensey Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
Ellie's invisibility powers would have come in handy during the stalker sequence of Left Behind! LOL
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DefiantHeretic Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
I hate stalkers in TLoU because; runners go straight for you with nothing holding them back but are predictable, and clickers you can sneak up on and run faster than but stalkers hide if you think one is running towards you they immediately hide to flank you, you can sneak up on them and are difficult to evade.
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allyourbeats Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Professional Artist
NP, you are worth following
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waterdrop64 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
Never stop making these comics, please.

I want to be reading The Least of Us 20 years from now.
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jamzenn Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
OH MY GOD THE NOISE I MADE : D This is brilliant!
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KaylaGlynn22 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
I can't stop laughing at this xD
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Bourne-Adrenaline Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Student General Artist
hahaha
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sonictastic9 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
I love your comics. :lol:
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ARHitms12569 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
Lol! Joel's list of why Ellie should check. XD So true.
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elessal Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Student
the firts reason is the best
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shorewall Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
I haven't played S.T.A.L.K.E.R. so I don't get the joke, but I love the first few panels with Joel bitching Ellie out, and Ellie's reactions.  :D
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist
Thanks!  The only thing you really need to know about S.T.A.L.K.E.R. in order to get this comic is that you play as a Stalker, which, simply put, is someone who scavenges irradiated ruins in search of treasure.  There is an area in one of the games where a guard asks you to leave by saying, "Get out of here, Stalker."

Now you know.  AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!  The other half is killing.  Remember that, children.  It'll save your life... by ending someone else's.
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Wisdom-Thumbs Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Did you... did you just use "stand" as onomatopoeia? XD

I love how you draw faces. Always have. Everything about that Stalker is perfect.

Also, coincidentally... www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/c…
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist
That's my new favorite Reddit post.
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Darkesper Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Okay, that one was spot on! The moment I saw that 5th frame, I broke down in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Well freakin' done, my friend!
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist
Why, thank you!  Glad you enjoyed it.
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Duraigo Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
Great as always! Also, would the first panel in row two be using this image as basis?
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist
Quite so.  Good eye.
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PianoWeirdo Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Brilliant as always :)
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TheGouldenWay Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist
Thank you, kindly!
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PianoWeirdo Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
You're very welcome Sir, Big fan of the style :P
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