Ever wanted a T-shirt featuring a character that sort of resembles that one guy from that one thing but isn't actually him/her for legal reasons? Now's your lucky day!
If we get enough pre-orders, you guys get your shirts, and I get to eat real food for Christmas! YAY!
What's that? Cat got your wallet? Let me know if there's anything keeping you from buying this shirt and next time I launch a campaign your input will be taken into account! Aren't I just the best?
Most frequent reason so far:
"I love the shirt, but I'm saving every penny to buy my pet antelope a new hang-glider for Quanza."