TLOU | Lessons in Psychiatry

Well, I received some rather severe backlash after posting my last The Least of Us cartoon, due to the lack of any wordplay in the strip.  The justifiable reaction of my superbly attractive and immensely numerable followers came flooding through the internet in towering waves of comments and private messages ranging from polite hostility to uncomfortably kinky death-threats.  As such, I made absolutely certain to include a pun in today's installment.  Please don't run [censored] by my [censored] while [censored] my [censored] poor [censored] to a [censored].  I'm not sure if my aglets are robust enough to accommodate that, anyway.

PUNOGRAPHY:
Another name for a mounted machine gun like the one on the armored truck is a turret; "Turrets Syndrome" sounds like "Tourette's Syndrome" which is a neurological disorder characterized by involuntary movements and vocalizations -- about 10% of cases include a symptom called coprolalia, which is the involuntary use of vulgarities.